On the eve

Dear Santa,

Here's a list of things I want for X-Mas.  If I do not recieve these items, Wikileaks will be featuring a new article on your so called "humane and cruelty free" practices of your staff and "PETA Friendly" ways that your handle your reindeer.  They are currently numbered for your convinience


1) A working replica of the sniper rifle from Halo: Reach.  The SRS99 that's a true Anti-Materiele Rifle. 

2) Heather Morris

3) Olivia Munn and/OR Olivia Wilde

4) A New fire extinguisher

5) A Dog

6) A Cat

7) World Peace (By force if it must be done)

8) A week to play in snow

9) The ability to make snow monsters

10) A nice new camera

11) A never ending condiment gun

12) Money.  Lots of it

13) The ability to go back and change things

14) A cool job that pays alot. 

15) The abilty to read minds

16) Random girls

I think you shall find these things easily obtainable.  I wait to hear your answer by tonight.  Remember.  The choice is yours.

Merry Christmas!

Ask The Pudd(ing Bordello) or Mike, Why Can't I Be As Awesome As You?

Now open to your letters!  The Pudding Bordello is taking your letters now.  Yes you can write into me here and I will openly answer your questions on anything and everything to the best of my abilities1 while verbally abusing you2.  Also I'll be taking your requests to review whatever item you want me to review3.  However I have to be able to afford the item or have it provided to me3.  So go on and put down that porn, do away with that comic and ignore your significant other and write in to me here at the Bordello.

Mediumcool2000@gmail.com

1) Full of crap.  I'll just pretend to know stuff
2) Not allowed to abuse me back
3) Offer not valid in parts of Canada, Iceland and random islands off the coast of Fiji.  Also clicking on the ads brings in money so that I can review whatever you want. 

Just no Arby's.  What am I?  Living in the south?