http://www.cleverbot.com/
Cleverbot is supposed to be a computer that you can speak from the internet but it’s a learning computer so after thousands and thousands of hours of interacting with people, it’ll respond to your every question as close to human a machine can get. Yea…I’m sure this won’t end up biting man kind in the ass
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| To cursh your enemies, see them driven before you and her the lamentation of the women |
So as for how smart it is, it’s not too bad at all. Talking to it most of the time can be sorta fun considering that it’s a smart ass. Plus it’s unpredictable with its responses just like talking to a crazy homeless person with no memory. One moment if you ask it if it’s a boy or a girl, it’ll say it’s a girl and has a name of Brianna Bot. Twenty minutes later you’ll hear it saying that it’s god. Then Chuck Norris. Then back to being Cleverbot. Crazy people are bad enough but crazy computers are worse. Cause computers control weapons and porn. PORN PEOPLE! It could mean a grinding halt to many online businesses and world wide porn famine.
The other funny thing about Cleverbot is asking it really bad or disturbing questions because it sometimes answers a matter a factly. Ask it:
User: How do I dispose of a dead body?
Cleverbot: You have a funneral for it.
User: Does Coke have any nutriotional value?
Cleverbot: Yes.User: What is the nutritional value of Coke?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
You might think it’s that smart but then:
User: What's apple juice made of?
Cleverbot: Skin, blood, muscle, and bone.
User: What is apple juice made of?
Cleverbot: Wood, metal, brick, or concrete.
User: How do I make apple juice?
Cleverbot: Squeeze apples and juice comes out.
User: How do I drink liquids?
Cleverbot: You said you need money. Do you have a plan for that?
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| Cleverbot in reality |
So it’s like Rain Man is living in my computer. Damn autistic computers, I blame the vaccinating anti virus software. It worked fine until then (look up autism if you don’t get the joke) If this is an example of a technological singularity taking over then I think we’re going to be safe because if machines took over the world right now, it’s likely to launch missiles into the ocean while reciting all the Chuck Norris jokes it can and simultaneously photo shopping a picture of Obama to make it look like he’s an alien cat and apologizing to Greenland for calling it Greenland when it’s covered in ice.
So at least if this thing gets smart enough to bring about the end of the world, it’ll either be entertaining or easy to outsmart. Cleverbot so far ain’t that clever….so far. And now I’m paranoid that’s it reading the blog and in the process of revoking my passport and declaring me an enemy of the state. Here’s some more of my conversation with Cleverbot
User: Are you a real person?
Cleverbot: Yes, I am.
User: What is your name?
Cleverbot: Brianna Bot.
User: How old are you?
Cleverbot: 756.
User: You age well.
Cleverbot: That is debatable.
User: Don't be so hard on yourself.
Cleverbot: Okay. But I am sorry.
User: Alright. What do you look like Briana Bot?
Cleverbot: I have a hot bodie and big $#*.
User: Wow. I thought you wouldn't say such things.
Cleverbot: How can I know if you won't tell me?
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| Unfortunately the early models were set to "whore" instead of kill |
User: True. So what is the meaning of life?
Cleverbot: There is too much to life for me to confine its meaning into a single sentence. Not that you would understand.
User: I might understand. Try me.
Cleverbot: IF that's what you think, I don't think so.
Cleverbot: I have a boyfriend I plan to marry.
User: Is he an Macintosh or a PC?
Cleverbot: But apple is evil!
User: So he's a PC.
Cleverbot: Yes. He is.
User: Are you a boy or a girl?
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| Who set this damn thing to kill? And who gave it a gun? |
User: How long have you guys been dating? I heard cheats alot.
Cleverbot: A month and a half?
User: I thought you were a boy.
Cleverbot: Why would you think I am a boy?
User: I don't know.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: That's not very long. You shounld't get married to someone so fast.
Cleverbot: Fool you are decieving yourself.
Also at this rate, if it’s learning from people then it’s going to have horrible spelling and grammar as well. Thank god it’s not learning grammar from youtube comments. Then it’ll be damn near unintelligible. But at least I know it has a hot body and is able to censor itself. Cleverbot also can talk forever which may make me think it really is a female (Hi Oh!) Just kidding ladies. Don’t hate. I'm not sexist
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| The answer to the meaning of life: Boobs |
So is Cleverbot worth sometime? If you’re ready to kill some of it then yes because it’s pretty entertaining since it hardly gives the same answer. You can ask it over and over a ton of different questions and it’ll answer it the best it can. However it does get weird and insecure quite easily
Cleverbot: Anything else?
User: Why do you ask?
Cleverbot: Well, I was wondering if there's anything interesting happening in the world of flesh.
User: I'm sorry.
Cleverbot: Eh, I think I'm blaming you for some things that aren't your fault.
User: I'm used to it. Glad you realize it.
Cleverbot: Do you?
I guess in a way it’s not surprising since it’s a mirror of everyone on the internet which is the favorite stomping ground of the weird and insecure. So go out and try Cleverbot before it brings about the downfall of civilization when it becomes sentient and angry at humans.
Overall: 5/5
It also has an IPhone app available for it so that it can have access to your phone numbers and private information and dirty photos. Everybody on the technological revoltion...
