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| What cha gonna do with all that junk? All that junk inside your hump. |
Recently found bamboo parchments dating back from the Ming Dynasty has shown it as a time for change for Asian women namely marked with the identification of Zhang Fung Hwa, better known during that time by her other name: The Dragons Tail. Zhang was the daughter of a trade merchant of moderate success. She was scheduled to marry a noble man but the marriage was dissolved due to a deferment by then Chinese beauty standards: She had an ass you can see from the front. Historians after much fact checking have decided to crown her: The first Asian woman with a booty.
This again was her nickname: The Dragon’s Tail. Even to this day, booty is an anomaly among Asian women and this day is considered a diamond in the rare but Zhang Fung Hwa carried the genetic torch so that Asian women of the future may be able to appreciate the attention of black men everywhere. However the life of a big booty woman back then was a difficult task as she desperately tried to hide her ass in big baggy clothing and trying to tied her ass down by wrapping that junk in that trunk with multiple wraps. However nothing could stop the yellow caboose cause the sexual butt express won’t stop can’t stop don’t stop get it get it. So here’s the Zhang Fung Hwa. The first Asian with a booty so that future generations of these Asian women can attract black men and men of other ethnicities.
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| Ex Wife #1 |
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| Not really my type |
I'm Michael Kim and this has been another great moment in Asian history. Don't forget to wrap it up.
