On the eve

Dear Santa,

Here's a list of things I want for X-Mas.  If I do not recieve these items, Wikileaks will be featuring a new article on your so called "humane and cruelty free" practices of your staff and "PETA Friendly" ways that your handle your reindeer.  They are currently numbered for your convinience


1) A working replica of the sniper rifle from Halo: Reach.  The SRS99 that's a true Anti-Materiele Rifle. 

2) Heather Morris

3) Olivia Munn and/OR Olivia Wilde

4) A New fire extinguisher

5) A Dog

6) A Cat

7) World Peace (By force if it must be done)

8) A week to play in snow

9) The ability to make snow monsters

10) A nice new camera

11) A never ending condiment gun

12) Money.  Lots of it

13) The ability to go back and change things

14) A cool job that pays alot. 

15) The abilty to read minds

16) Random girls

I think you shall find these things easily obtainable.  I wait to hear your answer by tonight.  Remember.  The choice is yours.

Merry Christmas!