Neutrality thy name is Dane

In the war between cake and pie, the complexity of the factions involved can make it difficult to find a resolution.  The pastry sweet war has spread to the Israeli-Palestine conflict where pie factories are bombed and destroyed, leaving nothing but a freshly baked smell and the remnants of smoking hot pie pans and bits of broken pie crusts littering the streets.  Cake batter and mixes are blockaded in an effort to retaliate and allowed to go bad and it is beginning to spread to the United States as well.  WE ARE NOT IMMUNE. 

However the great land of Denmark has made sure to give us a happy medium.  No children will go unfed in deserts across the land thanks to the strange little hybrid of the Danish.  Huzzah for the Danes.  Lets hear it for them so that they have bought the world a peaceful neutrality the Swiss cannot match so that the science of baking can bring an even bigger lasting evolution of a pie baked INTO a cake.  And the versatile little pastry is also a great hybrid.  It's pie filling.  A cakelike circle.  It's filling.  It's delicious and comes in all shapes and sizes.  It can also be used for various flavors.  Fill it with cheese, strawberry filling, even tuna filling!  Here's to...wait....what?  It's more of a pie.  Crap.  War goes on.  Oh well....I'm staying with Danish.

Pie or cake, DP is always where the action is

Here's to you Denmark!!!

Hi everyone. Looking over my stats, my biggest fan source is from right here in the good ol U S of A. However I was really surprised that the second place winner who I thought would be Canada but it’s actually Denmark. Yes, Denmark is officially kicking maple leaf ass. Congratulations Denmark and you’re kicking ass not by a narrow margin, but by an impressive, fat American waist size. As for you Canada, I’m ashamed. Time to step up yo game. You guys are the land of Mounties and Deadpool. For shame.

But this isn’t about Canada. This is a time to celebrate DENMARK! That tiny island nation that thought it could and did. So here’s to you Denmark and all that’s Danish.

Beowulf

Victor Borge

Free emergency and healthcare

College education at no cost

Legos

Vikings

Lars Ulrich

Brigitte Nielsen and Connie Nielsen (no relation)

Viggo Mortenson

and Danish's

 

And Hot Danish Girls

She's part Danish.  Which part I dont know.
Probably like a foot or a toe or something

Guess which one is a porn star.  One of them really is a porn star.

So here's to you Daneland.  Land of Danes.  Denmark.  May you continue to bake delicious pastry and give birth to hot women.  Thank you for being a part of the Pudding Bordello