Here's to you Denmark!!!

Hi everyone. Looking over my stats, my biggest fan source is from right here in the good ol U S of A. However I was really surprised that the second place winner who I thought would be Canada but it’s actually Denmark. Yes, Denmark is officially kicking maple leaf ass. Congratulations Denmark and you’re kicking ass not by a narrow margin, but by an impressive, fat American waist size. As for you Canada, I’m ashamed. Time to step up yo game. You guys are the land of Mounties and Deadpool. For shame.

But this isn’t about Canada. This is a time to celebrate DENMARK! That tiny island nation that thought it could and did. So here’s to you Denmark and all that’s Danish.

Beowulf

Victor Borge

Free emergency and healthcare

College education at no cost

Legos

Vikings

Lars Ulrich

Brigitte Nielsen and Connie Nielsen (no relation)

Viggo Mortenson

and Danish's

 

And Hot Danish Girls

She's part Danish.  Which part I dont know.
Probably like a foot or a toe or something

Guess which one is a porn star.  One of them really is a porn star.

So here's to you Daneland.  Land of Danes.  Denmark.  May you continue to bake delicious pastry and give birth to hot women.  Thank you for being a part of the Pudding Bordello