Clothes Make The Man

But if the title is true, then what the hell am I besides awesome?  I mean among my valuebles, I value most my hilarious t-shirt collection.  Not all our funny but at least I try to be cool, vintage or unique. 

So I got two new recent additions since I am a Halo and RvB fan. 

Bad ass space Marine. 

Now let's see what job I have

PELICAN PILOT??  HELL NO!  THOSE THINGS CRASH LIKE EVERY
10 MINUTES IN HALO!!!!

So I got this little diddy at Target by accident.  It was among a Halo: Reach bundle accessory gift pack.  I'm not normally up for this shit but I was in a bit of a good mood so I decided why not?  I was still waiting for my RvB shirt in the mail so I couldn't resist.  It came in an action figure package which means it was sealed up like in plastic which was a bit annoying since I couldn't open it up and try it on but luckily the generous customer return policy at Target was accomedating enough for me if it didn't turn out well.  The reason is that I'm an adult small and I'm more along the lines of form fitting clothes for my shirts.  Plus I wans't thrilled with the design intially but for $9.00 I said what the hey.  I plopped down money and off I went.

I got home and was really surprised at how cool the shirt looked.  It was something straight out of a USMC or ARMY shirt with its military green shade and letters on it.  Plus the UNSC logo was pretty bad ass and after trying it on and breaking it in, I was sold.  I mean the thing looked damn good too on me and I liked how it contoured to my shape.  Plus I always support my fictional space military since they protect me from all the worst alien threats imagined. 

Rebel Scum

Covie Bastards



Sith Stank Asses



Because if they dont fight alien menaces, who will? 



Oh.  Makes sense



So yes.  The shirt broke in nicely as a small and really was fully comfortable.  It's full cotton by Gildan shirt company and is preshrnk.  Great breatheabilty to it and comfortable as all hell.  It's a bit loose, but slightly so it's made for comfort and really really nice.  I just hope someone doesn't ask if I served.  Those things get awkward although I'm sure people not familiar with Halo or that don't pay attention will probably think it's a college.

It's true.

Then FINALLY after waiting several days I got my Simmons "I Hate The Bands That You Like" shirt.  I loved the maroon color and the "I Like Me" Caboose shirt kicked ass and was probably one of the best fitting shirts I have.  But problem: The new Simmons shirt is a new company.  Caboose is Jerzees shirt company.  This new one is M&O shirt company.  Damn you Roosterteeh you cockbites!!!  But once I tried it on, it was really pleasant.  Comfortable as all hell and not to mention a great fitting shirt.  The neck on both the UNSC shirt and the Simmons shirt were both a tad bit tight but once it broke in, it was really super comfortable.  The Simmons shirt is alittle thicker then the UNSC shirt but it's not too bad at all.  Still has great breathability and is also made of pre shrunk cotton so score. 

The Simmons Maroon shirt was $16.95 so not bad at all but with shipping and handling it was 5 bucks more.  Still worth it. 

The UNSC shirt was the best deal ever since it's usually like 16 to 19 dollars.  Target Win!



Next up are Deadpool shirts.  I need to get one but so far most are pretty lack luster.  I have to go to the unofficial ones for cool designs.  Fail Marvel.  Fail again.  However the unofficial ones are pretty cool.  But expensive.  More news on this later

Ask Michael

Dear Michael,

The Beast from the East.  Best in the West.  Thanks for your blog and a ton of your entries and I think it's mostly ok  However I gotta say that I have to say that the biggest drawback to the site is the fact that you're too sporadic about your posts.  I can't tell what you'll review next so maybe a headsup would be nice so we can know what to expect.  But the biggest thing I love about the site are the Deadpool pics.  Where do you find those?  Are those from your collection?  Do I have to sacrafice a goat to your gods so that you will never lose Deadpool pics? 

Also as for some advice: My girlfriend is mad at me because I made a bad compliment.  I mean she's hotter then the Tattooine sun near the pit of the Sarlac.  She was mad.  What gives?  I said she was hot.  Help me Pudding Bordello.  You're my only hope. 

Jason Greenwood,
Big Hole Valley Montana



Beast from the East?  Best in the West?  My cliche sense is tingling.  But I gotta say mostly ok?  I would be offended if your town name wasn't so hilariously homo AND heterosexual.  So I can forgive it.  Yea.  I know my posts are random and sporadic much like the structure of the letter you wrote and judging by the gramme you win the  award for most corrected grammar in the state of Montana.  As for the states we'll have to see other letters but so far you're number 1!!!  But for my posts, I could put what's coming up but then I'd be a blog tease because then I'd realize you're serious and then I'd get uncomfortable and then it ends up like Joan from Mad Men.  I just can't follow through since I'm a sporadic kinda fellow and you gotta grab on like a Womp Rat out of hell.  But tell ya what I can do though is that I do take requests but remember you have to keep it something I can do, like asking me to rate riding on the space shuttle or being Kim Kardashians thong is going to be hard.  Unless you click on the banners which gives me, Michael, cash money that I can use said money as a gateway to the said thing you want me to review or Deadpool comics. 

Honey, you might want to see the gyna...gynocolo..the
vagina doctor

Speaking of which, I find Deadpool pics a plenty on the net.  If there's a Deadpool pic, I got it.  But dont' worry artists, I'll give you credit and ask permission because I'm not into raping the art you got.  Man...I feel dirty responding to this letter.  I suggest you not sacrifice a goat but rather a large rat of some sort that you name Fidel just in case I ever run out of DP pics or the fact that I feel dirty from all the rape references (Poor poor busty curvy Joan and her busty curvy curves)

Hmm...a girl that's mad for no real reason?  Yea...she sounds like a woman.  But in this account, you were out of line Big Sky Boy (which is a great porn name).  Boba Fett nearly died at the pit of the Sarlacc but 12 other intergalactic alien criminals were not so fortunate, cause they fell into the pit of Carkoon of the all powerful Sarlacc, where they find a new definition of pain and suffering, as they are slowly digested over a thousand years.  So too soon buddy....too soon.  Nearly half a century is not enough time.  However I even suggest you can fix this by telling her that she's not as crazy as she acted and that only slightly like her mother.  Then compare her eye of Sauron in some way or say her mustache is much nicer then the cows you have out their in Montana and that cow maybe your next g/f if you don't play your cards right. 

I have a Deadpool pic for almost all occasions.  I'm awesome and have no need
for a girlfriend.

Remember, Remember the 14th of September

*Warning Spoilers

With Halo: Reach out, we're now full circle on the kick ass Halo saga which has pretty much defined an entire generation of gamers and a new way of changing the way video games are viewed.  Now I haven't played the game and have missed playing Halo: ODST as well and Halo Wars. It's something that would bother me alot more if I didn't have the ability to watch the cutscenes and clips from the game which is what I love most about the Halo series.  Firefight mode is great and multiplayer-deathmatch-skullbomb-capture-the-flag are all great little options to play in the game but as always, it would be empty without the core of the characters and the story. 

Now I loved ODST because we finally got some characters behind the people we played as.  Nothing wrong with Master Chief but the problem was that he didn't really have any personality.  Strong, silent type are guys you can respect but the problem is that you don't really get to know them.  I'm not saying Chief is a bland character but he's like a white envelope against a snow storm (HI OH!)   Roast time...gotcha Chief.  But seriously John-117 did have some great moment of dry humor and wit and a stoic confidence that made you stand up straighter if you looked at your reflection in that gold visor of his.  However most of the Chief's personality shined through his actions, such as jumping out of high places and through the supporting characters like Sgt. Johnson. 

But ODST gave us something new: distinct personalities.  Now Halo felt like something out of the dirty dozen or Predator (don't laugh...that movie had some great personalities and kicked ass).  Not only did every element of the game play and story improve but also also the story telling and cinematics, which as the story progressed, became even more dramatic and more advanced that most of the time they could easily place most of the Hollywood blockbusters.  But it wasn't until Halo Wars did you really get a sense of distinct personalities.  Again, Chief had some personality but nothing that shined through and all the other Halo games did have distinct voices for the supporting marines with actors and actresses such as Michelle Rodriguez and Nathan Fillion but they were very briefly seen and most of the time killed.  Halo Wars gave us Sgt. Forge, Capt. Cutter and Scientist Anders as well as the sarcastic and dry witted A.I. Serena.  All were welcome edition to the franchise and us a sense of connection to characters outside of the stoic Spartan and the gruff Avery Johnson.  But it wasn't until ODST where we got a real array of fleshed out characters that were completely distinct from each other and gave the game a real human touch that seemed to come out of war movies.  But although it was awesome to play kick ass sci-fi special forces Marines, we still wanted to be Spartans. 

But we never saw what Spartans looked like under their lids?  Were they freaks?  Did they have hair?  Are they just robots?  Is it really George Clooney in his dreamy charm hiding under that helmet?  A hint of the answer came to us during Halo: Legends where we got to see the Spartans without helmets on and well...they looked like us.  Just bigger grant it from all the human growth hormones pumped into the crap we eat.  Damn you Foster Farms.  No artificial my ass!  But we couldn't really take into account if this was official cannon or if it was something that Hollywood anime people came up with. 

Finally we got our answer in Halo: Reach where not only did we get to play as a Spartan but a Spartan that's not Master Chief.  We got Noble 6 who is far from the strong silent type.  But we also have Jorge, Jun, Kat, Carter and Emile and we all saw that they had distinct faces, personalities and even armor specialties.  True we did have hints of Spartan III's and Spartan II's in the Halo novels but those again were novels.  Not exactly cannon.  So it was nice to get the news straight from the XBOX's mouth that yes, everything that we've read, seen and experienced outside of the games is official.  So now we had Spartans each with distinct personalities, looks, specialities, armor, accents and psychological traumas.  Some may argue that playing as the quiet Chief or the Rookie from ODST are probably the best examples to give us the full experience in gaming which allows us to imagine ourselves as the character in the game, but we lose the personal touch in that we get to respawn as many times as we want to.  Sure it's frustrating but we know we're going to come out on top since we hold the power of the controller in hand.  ODST gave us a sense of some danger since we were not sure if the character we were playing was going to actually die in the game so we would experience a sense of loss and again, personality gave us a connection to the characters. 

Halo: Reach was a story in which we all knew the ending to.  Every Spartan was going to die. Now technically not ALL Spartans were killed so that gave Reach a sense of the opposite of what we experienced in ODST which was a sense of hope, hope that one of our favorite Spartans from Noble Team may actually live.  Now some cynical types may just say that we can already just expect everyone to die but with each Spartan having a distinct look, speciality and personality, it gave us an attachment that we couldn't avoid because being a jack of all trades isn't a bad thing, it does leave us at a loss for identity.  Here we could identify ourselves with the job of being the big gun heavy weapons specialist or the lone wolf killer or the stalwart leader.  We could as well connect with certain characters as the game progressed since we do have the experience of fighting alongside Noble Squad since it allowed us to It was brilliant of Bungie to leave Noble 6 faceless yet not without personality since well giving us another silent Spartan to play as would a redundant as hell.  But it also made sense to have each Spartan able to talk with each other since there really is a sense of bond and brother(sister)hood between these soldiers who grew up, trained and bleed with each other.  I swear that when I watched each Spartan die on screen that I felt a level of sadness.  I even got a bit choked up and in awe of the last scene involving Noble Six's last stand. 

Now I have to say that JUST from what I've seen and read, Halo: Reach looks to be the best of the bunch.  It's got a ton of new features with firefight mode and unlockable but it finally allows you to stab people for close quarters combat and the armor lock option looks to be another fun option in battle that one could do some gleeful violence with.  It also gives you another feature which allows you to play in your favorite armor type and color so it's really come a long way from the 5 color choices you had in the original game in multiplayer (and it is pink....not lightish red).  And I really do have to say it's nice to see the Spartan side of the games expanded so that now it's much more based on actual military forces since military forces have specialties and armor for such specialties.  It is something which the main series seemed to lack a bit since all we got was Arbiter and Master Chief and they were the jack of all trades. 

Halo also brought about an interesting outlet and parallel which may have foreshadowed the current military crisis in today's climate.  If we look at the factions in Halo we have the UNSC, a military branch made up of people of all nations who are fighting the Covenant, an alien religious hegemony who are on a quest to wipe out humanity since they believe us to be a blight on the universe.  Sound sorta familiar? 
It should since the current war on terror involves the allied nations of behind the US, in game are represented by the UNSC and Al Queda, a group of religious extremists, in game are represented by the Covenant.  It even has the element of a horror movie in the Flood, a group of parasitic spores that turn the infect into zombies.  Again, this is part is revving up for another post...hopefully I can get to since I am lagging a bit on the other posts I plan to do.  I'd love to go into it more but it's really for an in depth review that I'm sure you few believers will read. 

But while touching upon the topic of the Flood, Halo gave us that interesting twist which was a complete surprise element.  And added a sense of terror to the game.  It lended a horror element to the game much like Doom or Dead Space without it being the primary focus of the game.  The Flood added an interesting slant to the story so Halo truly became a focal point, taking from many elements of science fiction.  It borrowed story and style elements from Ringwold, Enders Game, Aliens, Event Horizon, Alien Mind, Starship Troopers and Man-Kzin Wars and even Avatar to name a few (yes I have slept with a girl...and seens some naked even.  Why do you ask?  I CHOOSE to be home alone on Friday nights reading.  Really I do?  Really.....I'm so lonely...).  Halo also incorporates from war movies with elements from the Dirty Dozen, Serenity, Predator, and Platoon.

Reach does suffer from a brief stint of the Star Wars Syndrome as I call it, meaning that as the series jumped back in time, it became technologically cooler and more advanced.  But this is a minor quibble considering how good the game elements are.  Halo I may even say has changed the way game advertising is done.  Look at every Halo game and you receive a live action trailer.  It really isn't the typical way to market a game at all and feels much like a movie advertisement or viral marketing.  It even implements a documentary and employs the use of real soldiers and veterans as actors.  You can see the recent wave of advertisements over the past few years and how they attempt to copy Halo's advertising strategy in the recent advertisements of another cyborg armor suit game, Metroid: The Other M. 

Of course we know this is all building up to a Halo live action movie but I say why even bother.  I'd just as soon as show the clips from the game all tied together intercut with some actual gameplay.  It'd turn out a hell of alot better then most Hollywood movies.  I'd even go all out and do a full CGI Final Fantasy style Halo movie since the in game cinematics are so well done and contains genuine moments of drama, action and comedy all rolled into a large sandwich of actual substance, which annihilates movies such as Resident Evil: Afterlife, Doom and even some other action or video game movies. 

Hopefully Bungie's creative staff will be on hand for the Halo movie.  I unfortunately have doubts about it being so true to the original source material or even resembling the live actions commercials.  I do know that Peter Jackson is the big director producing it and even names like Steven Spielberg have been rumored to direct it but I still have to wait and see since Hollywood's track records with videogame movies have been damn spotty at best.  So go out and get Halo: Reach and see how it all started.  If not, then I really really recommend getting on YouTube or the net and watching the quality cutscenes as a movie.  I know I haven't played the recent games but hell..I don't need to tell you that it's good.

Cosplay 2: The Cute, The Bad and the Weird

Welcome back to Cosplay part 2. But before we break into the childhood realm of cosplay, check out Cristina Vee. Again, a talented cosplayer/singer/voice actress/actress/fan girl/Sailor Eros (the tenth and secret Sailor Moon girl)/ bad ass/blog contributor/ future award winner of the academy emmy oscar award globe.

So go check her out at:
www.cristinavee.com




Yes that is a sword but it doens't mean she's happy to see you.


So go see Cristina and check out part 1


Now for:
The Cute.



But before I start I have to not cuss since children maybe reading this portion or even say anything inappropriate so I have get saying: Purple headed cocksucking son of a bitch. Goddamn skunk fucker asshole. OR Anal party down with the chance of a donkey punch. OR Alligator fuckhousing OR damn. Ok. It’s out of my system at least for now.


If anyone likes dressing up it’s burlesque dancers. But also kids love to cosplay as well. You’ll see usually a couple of kids at comic con in their cute outfits either running around, excited to be dressed up as their favorite character, pretending to fight evil, or commit it. OR you’ll see them crying and being led around, dressed up like their parents in costume which makes them turn out like I did as a kid


So do the rules of Cosplay apply to kids? Not really. Cause the little buggers are so cute that it’s impossible to look bad. Unless the kid is ugly.



Classic example. Kid has on PJ’s basically. Now if I wore one piece PJ’s then I would be laughed out of IHOP while which led to that fight and 50 hours of community service (lousy crappy IHOP with delicious pancakes. I swear vengeance). But the kid is so cute that you just exchange his ignorance for excitement and bask in the cuteness and the apparent cheap laziness of his flocking parents.


I don’t know if this was Cos-Play or the kid was just passing by. Either way good costume or darned Asians who can't find there way around town.


Cool costume? You bet. Uncomfortable girl? Big ol check. Throwing the helmet in a fit of rage while she does not want to be dressed up at a comic con that her parents are dragging her to because they need to experience there psychotic love of Voltron by fracking subjugating it upon their daughter which causes years of therapy and violent hatred of cats and multicolored objects which makes her go bat pooey in Ikea? Yea. But I can’t imagine why you’d make this thing because the kids gonna grow out of it in like six seconds and bust out of it like a shirt worn by the Hulk. Gosh darned lint licking parents


Random Hot Ariel. What? She's a Disney princess. The kids like her. And she's hot. It fits perfectly.
Hey!!! I’m also following the rules to my own cosplay portion blog by not cussin. Yay!


Also…make sure it’s a costume your kids want to wear. When he said he wanted to be Boba Fett I don’t think this is what the kid meant.


I really hope there isn’t a kid in that Kirby. Or at least that Kirby just ate the kid and spit him out.


Now I just want to give them candy. Wait not that way. I mean in a Halloween get off my lawn way.


Mildly disturbing but prattlin Pitfall Harry is he just adorable. Now someone get this kid away from me before he bites me knee caps off or spears me in my junk. Damn cootie queened kid with his sharp objects


Awww...it's like Chewbacca had sex with a white woman and this abortion against God and all the holy angels.


This is also just another awesome costume. Plus you got the whole hand cannon thing which looks great.


Hit girl wants cookies!!! Even though she can't even say the name of the comic she's dressed as out loud or she'll get a time out.

Oh hell…just go awwww already and look at these.








Now don’t go too far and dress up your kid if they don’t want to or dress them up in a costume they hate. And for GODSAKE, don’t put make up on them unless they want it. It’s cosplay. Not Toddlers and Tiaras you crazy fuuuu...flugtaging carosel riders!!




And I’m glad I can cuss now because this is just creepy and angerful to my eyes. I just know they won't end up like me when I was a kid...



Which also brings me to:

The Bad:

YES!!! Something to take my anger out on and scar the rest of you. Double win!


Awww…lookie at Sad pot bellied Sinestro. Cower in fear at his depressive outlook and addiction to cookies!!! He just looks more like a sad elf. I almost can’t pick on this costume but too bad for him it’s an almost. Sinestro here has got a lot of great points except the yellow doesn’t inspire fear but cowardice. I think that’s why he’s so depressed and binging on yellow cookies (or Danish’s). And it’s not been kind to his gut. I’d like to see him fight skinny hal Jordan in an eating contest.



Check out Wolverine in his adolescent rage. He could’ve at least found a costume that fit a bit better. It’s like he’s wearing a Magnum but he’s not a Magnum sized guy. I guess that’s why he makes up for it with a fearsome look on his face. He’s the best at what he does and what he does is look constipated. And he’s ready for all challengers to the title of Wolverine!! First opponent, this guy!!




Random hot Ariel!!!




I have not idea what this is or how it came to being. Good lord. The sad thing is that he doesn’t know it’s comic con. Or even that they have indoor plumbing. It also looks like he’s dressed as an anime character which affirms my belief that anime fans have a higher percentage ratio of weird people that mask their insanity with eccentric harajuku type outfits. I gotta say he’s very limber for a fat guy though.




You know…usually I like creative and dark but this is just in bad taste. Also, I have to question if those bruises are real since I don’t know any girl who’d like to cos play a sexual assault victim. It’s just wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong. Like watching a puppy thrown into a wood chipper or Tucker Carlson. Come on woman!! He’s shorter then you by like a foot!! How menacing is it to be threatened by Radar from Mash?


There’s nothing wrong with this. It’s all that’s right with the world. I’m not sure if it’s comic related but I don’t care. I just needed to wash the taste out of my mouth for this upcoming pic



Oh god! It’s like the corpse of Chris Farley ate the corpse of John Candy and possessed that kid Chunk from the Goonies who was eaten by fat Austin Powers. Looking at this creates so many philosophical questions: Why is he dressed that way? What is he supposed to be? Is this even from a comic or anime con? Although the censor bar is kinda small I have to note




This needed a double dose of hotness to wash that taste out of your mouth. At least dress up as something relevant. Gah….and clothed if you aren’t in shape. Or a dude.



Whatever you do….don’t ask him what time it is. DO NOT ASK HIM WHAT TIME IT IS.


And I have no idea what she is dressed as or what is in her hand. My guess would be Samus from Metroid without the suit but that wouldn’t explain that weird grabby thing in her hand. No doubt my perveted mind thinks it’s a sexual device. Hopefully a good sexual device or a ass scratcher.



RANDOMHOTARIELRANDOMHOTARIELRANDOMHOTARIELRANDOMHOT...Move out of the way Cinderella you damn silly slipper bitch!





Ok…tip of the day. If you want to Cosplay robots or robotic suits, be prepared to spend good money.









Batman has his backup trash Batman. Iron Man has his paper Iron Man, mainly because he sold his armor for scotch. Scotchy scotch scotch.


Bitches love War Machine. And for good reason because if you paid the money for the costume, you must have some money for other shit too.



Tip 2 about robot cosplay
The more shinier it is, the better it looks.


Bad Samus


Better Samus


Best Samus

So rule of thumb? If you can’t afford it, just don’t do it.

I do have this as an alternative:


This ain’t too bad if not for the tiny tiny luger next to the satellite dish he uses as a shield. How the hell can you even throw that thing? Did you rip it off a fucking hubcap off a monster truck? You would need a cybernetic arm to hold up that thing.

Here's another tip: You can never fuck up a Star Wars costume.

Technically you can but you got the Storm Trooper option which looks cool OR a Jedi since you’re basically dressed in a bathrobe.



Someone’s gunna get popped


Oh and I did find a bad Sailor Moon.



I’m sure she is a nice person who has an ugly stick growing out of her face


The Weird

Now cosplay has got it share of weirdos. Actually comics and animes are a haven for weirdos not surprisingly. But comic con, like the night, brings out the freaks. And not the good ones.


Umm…I think he probably got this idea from a fan fic which ain’t too bad But it’s still no less weird.


She feels the power of the dark side…of the month. I think she’s got some cramps about her right now it looks like which means she’s probably choking out every male Imperial Officer she can get her hands on. But nothing can beat…


Hello Kitty Vader!! I have no idea why someone would create such a thing. “Luke. I am your father.” Luke: “Are…are you sure? Tell me who my mother is.” Vader: “Well…you see you didn’t exactly had a mother….”I take back what I said about not fucking up Star Wars


You think a fat guy would do Mojo which would actually look pretty cool with the right makeup but this ain’t too bad either. Why is it weird? Well….why would someone want to do Mojo? That’s just weird.


TIP: Just don’t cosplay animals. It gets weirder and weirder after awhile. Keep it light…like this guys sister who wore the same outfit




No matter which way it goes, bad or good, it just falls into furry territory. Not the good furry territory at all.


You know….he does fill out the costume nicely. He’s got the legs for it. But Cosplay isn't the time for your cross dressing fetish

GAAKKK!!!


This is Vash from Trigun Maximum which is the black and white manga….get it? Black and white manga…yea. It’s just weird to me too since the guy took time to color his FACE and hair grey so he looks like a damn zombie. Hmm…better shoot him to be sure.


I still can’t think of a perverted fish joke here. Someone help me.


AHHHH!!! KILL IT!!! KILL IT!!! KILL IT BEFORE HE TAKES 100 EPISODES TO CHANGE INTO HIS NEXT FORM AND ANOTHER 35 POWERING UP!!!


AH!!! KILL IT!!! KILL IT!! THE COCA COLA COMPANY DEMANDS IT!!!


AH!! KIL…oh wait…it’s just Ron Jeremy. This is ok. Sadly though it’s a downer since this is what Mario would probably look in real life. Imagine if you’re the princess and you’re saved by this guy who by the looks of it, is ready to come rape you. Bowser might be more preferable because I'm pretty sure he's got a trouser snake that's gonna lay some pipe. Come on...how can I not make plumbing sex joke with hedgehog here.


Whoa. I guess he’s happy to see….everybody.


He could’ve at least painted himself silver. I do wonder if I took a blow dryer to him if he’ll pop pop corn out of his body now. Wait…that’s not even a real surfboard. It’s a damn body board. He lame would that be if you say a guy on a silver body board coming in. This is not majestic. This is the opposite of majestic. It’s like being pulled over by a bike cop.


Is it me or did Trunks suddenly get hot? I hope to God that’s a chick because what can be seen cannot be unseen unless you have that machine that causes drain bammage.



Whether or not this is a good or bad Futurama costume, we all still lose. I just hope he didn’t go really authentic because the real Zap Brannaga wears a thong.


Again...not that kind of convention





…oh yea…I’ll remember 


And yes…I’ve turned that into a sexual double entendre. Show you my twelfth level mage….heh heh…..ew…I just creeped myself out.


I get that it’s V for Vendetta in that scene where he’s cooking breakfast but seriously dude, stop being so Asian and get a damn prop of a frying pan. Scared the shit out of me if someone came to breakfast like that. In fact…I HAVE come to breakfast to someone cooking eggy in a basket in a Guy Fawkes mask. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.


Random hot Ariel…doesn’t exactly roll off the tongue like random hot Rikku but it does it’s job.


Bonus:
Cospool: The art/science/insanity of cosplaying Deadpool

So now that our beloved Merc with a mouth has now become a public staple of the Marvel universe, there is no doubt more Deadpool cosplayers then Stormtroopers at comic con. Yes I’d like to see them fight but for now I’d like to size up the Deadpool mania in cosplay form.


Alrighty…this ain’t bad since well he’s actually got muscles. Painted on muscles but muscles which makes him look slightly less insane then me in the Iron Man getup. Oh crap…no one knew that was me. But like the rule with tights, you gotta be able to recognize that unless you got the body, you’re gonna look funky. Also your junk is quite visible but a true Deadpool cosplayer does not fear such a thing…he INVITES IT!!!!




I don’t know if it’s an optical illusion since his head is so weird and massive or the guns are so damn small. Come on man!! What kind of Deadpool fan would use such small guns? Go all Liefeld on it and get some big ass guns!!!


WHEN I GROW UP, I WANNA BE BIG AND STRONG LIKE DEADPOO!!!
You know….in my home country, a man could be shot for a lot less then dressing up like this. Heavens to Betsy. If it wasn’t for the bagginess of the outfit that makes him look like Widdle Wade then I’d have thrown a fit by now. I wonder if I can feed him Pez or a mushroom which would make him grow.

Ah…the cream of the crop


Hey now. And she’s actually accurate in the way she’s dressed right down to the gun.







See? Awesome. Notice all the details and such but the most important question on everyones mind is: “Is she hot?”







Holy Asthmatic Alice!!! I’ve become emotionally erect. In case you didn’t know, her name is Tallest Silver. I don’t know if that’s a real name but it sounds like a strippers and that’s all I need to know. She’s a regular cosplayer at these things and she’s kinda nutty. Whether its in the bad or good way is remained to be seen but she’s a lot of fun you know that for sure now.





Merc with something in her…what? Oh…..hi guys. Well anyway this nearly wraps up our cosplay crap. I hope you all learned some valuable lessons here. Now I have to go and uh…um…take care of something with these pics and….just go’way.


BUT!!!! Check out Cristina Vee first

www.cristinavee.com