We here at the Pudding Bordello appreciate our business and loyal readers. All one of you which brings us to Josh Turner, our customer of the month. He's one bad motherfucker cause he can wear silly ass hat and not look like an idiot. I remember Josh. He was walking in to see if he could use our pay bathroom, then the pay toilet with the pay sink with pay soap. Then the rest was history. Josh is the type of guy that will come to your party and drink heavily for no reason what so ever and vomit on your lawn. And just cause Josh can quote tons of Simpson's lines, spend hours in his room and have weird oriental type weapons doesn't make him a crazed loner nerd. It makes him....a valued customer of the Pudding Bordello. And here's a lady for ya Josh.
HEY!!! i didn't drink for no reason... there was alcohol there. thats reason enough, sir. Thanks for the girl, i named her Senorita Bubbles.
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