Ask The Pudd(ing Bordello) or Mike, Why Can't I Be As Awesome As You?

Now open to your letters!  The Pudding Bordello is taking your letters now.  Yes you can write into me here and I will openly answer your questions on anything and everything to the best of my abilities1 while verbally abusing you2.  Also I'll be taking your requests to review whatever item you want me to review3.  However I have to be able to afford the item or have it provided to me3.  So go on and put down that porn, do away with that comic and ignore your significant other and write in to me here at the Bordello.

Mediumcool2000@gmail.com

1) Full of crap.  I'll just pretend to know stuff
2) Not allowed to abuse me back
3) Offer not valid in parts of Canada, Iceland and random islands off the coast of Fiji.  Also clicking on the ads brings in money so that I can review whatever you want. 

Just no Arby's.  What am I?  Living in the south?