Avast-Son

Hello few believers!  It's my bi-annual award season but not for bisexuals because they got it good since they get to double their chances of dating and sex like the great omnivores of the past.  Huh?  What?  We're omnivores?  Score.  Wait....Wouldn't that make us bi-vores or bi munchers?  Bi-Munchers.  I found a new word.  Anyway for every person that writes in, leaves a comment get an award for this point on for the month of September.  Also at a very soon point in time I shall bestow upon my readers the illutrious award of the Diamond Spoon!!  But it's not time for that, yet however I'm tackling the age old question that has plagued philosophers from Pluto to Hasselhoff



Ninja

 


Pirate

 

      vs.

 

This is erotic model Aria Giovanni.  She has nothing
to do with the fight between pirates and ninjas

First of all you have to understand that this fight has been ongoing involving many factions from the Ewoks to the Imperial Troops to Jedi to Crips and Bloods and ultimately the Coca Cola Company (dern red devils) and Pepsi (dern blue Mormons) that we have to just boil it to the original pirates and ninjas irregardless of all the factions involved. 





Now the war between the two sides occured during the US Invasion of Afghanistan.  Neither side were a part of the conflict, it just took place at that time.  It was then the dreaded pirate Roberts met the ninja Ryu Hayabusa in the town of Oktoberfest, Virginia for Beerathon since pirates are well known for drinking and debauchery as well as ninjas, to a lesser extent.  The details aren't well known but we do know that the right of parlay was invoked by Roberts at his attempt at arbitration but that was when he was met in the face by a ninja star.  It wasn't until sometime later that parlay means "pickle-footed-turd-jergller" which attributed to the short lived battles between cowboys and ninjas in which hundreds of cowboys got ninja stars to the face. 



So with a ninja star to the face, Roberts ran from the battle and returned to his ship, Slave I and spoke to the head of the pirate nation who promptly did nothing.  Then ate a sandwich.  Then called the head of the ninja nation to flesh out an agreement which quickly escalted into a musket sandwich delivered to the head of the ninja nation via quick deilver system through the phone. 

So that started the fight of the nations between the pirates and ninjas.  Never forget that's why those two factions are at war so when ever you have beer or German food (My personal favorite is the corndog.  Yes corndog is German.  If it wasn't then why do they have it at Wienerschnitzel huh?) remember that druken misunderstood rage and fatty food was what started the most epic war of all time, PWN (Pirates W Ninjas)  I have yet to come up with what the W means.