Sunday, September 19, 2010

A Brief History Of The Marvel Universe...


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1974-Wolverine is created
1975-Wolverine joins the X-Men
1980-Wolverine leaves the X-men
1981-Wolverine comes back to the X-Men
1995-Wolverine joins the New Fantastic Four
2001-Wolverine has a past in Origins
2005-Wolverine joins the New Avengers
2007-Wolverine reforms X-Force
2007-Wolverine Kills Sabertooth

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2010-Wolverine Goes to Hell
2010-Wolverine Beats Daken
2010-Wolverine Joins the Avengers
2010-Wolverine stays on the New Avengers
2010-Wolverine stays with the X-Men
2010-Wolverine stays with X-Force
2010-Wolverine Fights Vampires
2010-Wolverine Becomes a Vampire
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Marvel, stop over using characters please.  How many teams can he possibly be on?  He's a fucking vampire now?  More like he's a vampire again.  Yes....again.  I nkow after like 50 years every story has been done to death but you can do better Marvel.  You can do alot better.  I mean look at DC.  Batman is terribly overused but at least they have some quality control, even over Grant Morrison.  Why the hell is he in so many damn books?  Again this fucking 6 year old logic to make sales.  Why is he in hell too?  I don't even bother to fucking read the stories anymore at this point when I hear shit like this. 

Plus it's bad enough that you're fucking up the continuity and stories of the main characters but now you've extneded it to whole fucking groups.  The current run on the X-Men, Curse of the Mutants is just damn attrocious.  For all of you in internet land, it's about the X-Men fighting vampires.  Yes....vampires.  The promo images have vampirized versions of all the X-Men since they are fighting VAMPIRES!!!  Plus they're throwing in yo mama and the kitchen sink as they have cameos from Spider-Man, Savage She-Hulk, Blade as part of the non-mutant guest stars.  Those are just the non-mutant guest stars.  Don't even get me started on the mutant guest stars.  I know I've said it before but it's just really funny at this point since it's like the alcoholic family member who keeps on relapsing while coming up with get rich quick schemes who was once the high school football star. 

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