"What's that sound?" asked Sway as he heard the bass filled ringing bell came out mysteriously.
"Kill me...Thug death...thug de..."
"It's time for the heads of state." responded Nick as he closed the door to Tupacs cabinet.
"SO heads of state are the top guys?"
"Yup yup. Heads of state. The ones who get all the big roles in Hollywood. Jamie Foxx, Denzel Washington, Will Smith, Halle Berry, and...well you meet the others. Now relax your mind, let your conscience be free and roll with these thugs from Bllacki-nah-tee." said Nick Cannon as they were led the grand meeting room in the back molar of Steve Harvey's big ass teeth and it was a grand ballroom.
Inside was a sight to see as it looked like stadium seating except it was something straight out of the UN. Each table had a name plate in front of it and underneath the name plate were several letters divided by dots. Acronyms. But Sway did not know what the letters stood for but before he could ask, Nick Cannon was already ahead of him.
"The letters are parts of he Bllackinati sub groups. See Sydney Poitier?"
"Oh my God. He's damn distinguished." said Sway
"Yea...that's what it stands for. DBAL. Distinguished Black Actors League. Man's gotta have at least an Academy Award nod or just be old enough to remember the Civil War and grated rock on cheese for flavor because they're so old.
Sway understood as he looked at the other members with the DBAL title under their names. Jamie Foxx. Denzel Washington. Halle Berry and a plethora of other actors and actresses. The names rattled off like a really dramatic academy award baited movie which was either going to suceed or fail under it's own weight.
As more and more members filed in, Nick Cannon explained more and more about the acronyms.
COMF=Club of Mixed Folk
Promient members=Mariah Carey, Alicia Keys, Vin Diesel, The Mowrys, Leila Ariceri, Shemar Mooore, Tiger Woods.
FABF=Fine Ass Black Folks
Promient members=Blair Underwood, Lorenz Tate, Tyrese, LL Cool J, Gabriel Union, Sanaa Lathan.
AAF=Act A Fools
Prominent members=Charlie Murphy, Dave Chapelle, Bill Belamy, All the Wayans, Bruce Bruce, Tracey Morgan, Miss Laura Bates, Chris Rock, Cedric Yarborogh.
BMF AKA SABF=Bad Mother Fuckers / Scary Ass Black Folk
Prominent members=Samuel L. Jackson, Michale Jai White, Suge Knight, Terry Crewes, Pam Grier, Wesley Snipes, The Rock, Keith Hamilton Cobb, Lil Kim, That black dude from Enter the Dragon, Bruce Leeroy.
WU=Wu-Tang Clan
Prominent Members=The Wu-Tang Clan
NORADWA=Niggas Of Rapping And Dancing who act
Prominent members=Savion Glover, Busta Rhymes, Tupac's Brain, Ludacris, The Game, 50 Cent, Usher.
NQO=Niggas of Questionable Origin *Members who cannot be classified
Prminent members=Del Tron the Funky Homosapin, Flavor Flav, Macy Grey, Erika Badu, Andre Benjamin (Andre 3000).
There were more organizations but Sway would have to learn them later as the heads of the group began to take their places. Nick Cannon allowed Sway to sit with him among the AAF's. Sway would be placed in the proper clique but that would have to wait until after his indoctronation.
"Welcome members!" exclaimed Morgan Freeman as he stood up with a microphone. "I'd like to thank you all for coming over for this meeting."
Sway felt himself in awe of such prestigious members of the group as he soaked in the ambience.
TO BE CONTINUED
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