Hawkeye slept with Scarlet Witch, who slept with Vision, who hated a one night stand with Ms. Marvel, who fucked Wolverine who fucked, Jean Grey, who in turn did the nasty in the pasty with Cyclops, who played pelvic peaknuckle with Madelyen Pryor, who in turn let Havok lay the pipe on her, then did it with Polaris, who in turn melted Iceman’s balls off, then did the chocolate jungle mandingo with Mystique, and she taught Forge to played hide the third leg with Forge, who later starjammed Storm, which led to tickle prince albert with Cable, Cable layed out Domino, who then did the wild thing with Wolverine, who then rolled in the hay with Mystique, then flipped a coin for Sabertooth where he got heads, who then matched puzzle pieces with Psylocke in an alternate dimension, who let Archangel take Psylocke to heaven, but turned and gave the shinny shinny dust off with Dazzler, then Dazzler in turn roasted some of her own nuts on the Human Torch which led to heating up the cauldron of Zasii’s, who then got some steel from Colossus, who then made Shadowcat howl, then after that she bent the woodwork willy with Cypher, who just after that was surfin the murfin of Psylocke, who then got some white rain from Thunderbird, who finished it off with raining sexing up Lifeguard.
Apparently mutation isn’t a genetic chance so much as it is as venereal disease. So remember when you’re crotch is burning, make sure it’s not shooting dick lasers. Always wear protection.
BTW: Deadpool did get some from Siryn....oh yea...giggity goo
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