Monday, August 2, 2010

Rorschachs cook book: Recipes for when the end is nigh


Following are collections of recipes. Like necessities of skills in survival of hunting evil. Must eat to survive like the maggots preying on helpless healthy tissue of city. Storm brews.....

Recipe 1:

Beans

1) Break into friends home through measly lock. Attempt to find key first.
2) Find beans
3) Open and eat.
4) Say thank you*

*Leave calling card in place if friend does not return in time. Remember to further investigate the tardiness



Recipe 2:
End is nigh nachos

1) Break into suspects home through measly lock on window.
2) Discover bag of chips. Pringles stack is acceptable...in flavor. Never compromise. Never surrender flavor.
3) Like dark hand searching through tangled mass of a whores hair in search of justice, discover other ingridients of beans and cheese.
4) Open fridge and empty it. Cold reminds me of bitter rain while looking at Blakes grave. Vengence...first allow any ingridients you may find. Found in Jacobi's refridgerator:
Sardines
Olives
Half of Banana
Hamburger remains...looks like remains of dog I butchered....hmmm....
5) Melt cheese

6) Eat. Empty out fridge and wait inside for Moloch to arrive home. Reminded of murder of woman stuffed in refridgerator, name of DeWitt....must remember to find Zmeck and make him pay.

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