Monday, August 23, 2010

Great Moments In Asian History: Bruce Lee Beats Up A White Man


Great moments in Asian history

Thank you for joining us in proud moments in Asian history. And perhaps no one is better known though out our history then Jun Fan Lee, better known as Bruce Lee. A philosopher. A bad ass. A man who married a white woman. But no feat is greater the that he completed in the year 1960 in a the wet and depressing city of Seattle, Washington.

On that day a young Chinese woman named….Chinese woman was out for a walk and minding her own business when she attracted the attention of a random white man. Being polite, she first attempted to simply shoot him down by continuing to walk forward but the hint was not taken. Things began to get annoying and tense as it began to turn to harassment. Then…Enter the Dragon….with Bruce Lee. As he walked by he saw what was going on and walked over to help the woman and first tried to disarm it with his words.
But that didn’t work as Lee began to escort the girl and walk away. But the white man gave chase. With no choice left and ethnic pride, Lee backfisted the white man and broke his nose, therefore starting the trend where scores of Asian men in the lower Seattle area began to attempt to back fist random white men who walked behind them, occasionally backfisting women and other minorities. Coincidently this also started the rash of injuries to the back of the head of many Asian men.
Bruce Lee. Master. Philosopher. Innovator. Bad ass.
Thank you for joining us in proud moments in Asian history.

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